Sunday 25 September 2011

RA-ONE


Movie: Ra.One
Status: Under Production
Release Date: October 26, 2011
Language: Hindi
Producer: Gauri Khan
Director: Anubhav Sinha
Star Cast: Shahrukh Khan, Arjun Rampal, Kareena Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra, Sanjay Dutt, Satish Shah, Dalip Tahil, Shahana Goswami, Suresh Menon
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Who is G-ONE?????

Get to know G.ONE – I.M.E.O (In my expert opinion)

DESIGNATED ID: G.ONE (The Good one)
Now that's a good way to go 'down' in history as the Good.one. But my way to go 'down' in history is - just flush the text book and see your history grades nose-dive way 'down'!
SCHEMATIC DESCRIPTION: G series – x 555
(I say - sounds badass and means something tech - ass!)
PERMANENT VOCATION: Videogame Superhero
(Would love to bag that tag bro!)
THE CARDINAL MISSION: To protect Lucifer
(FYI – Lucifer equal to me equal to Prateek... My wish is his command!! For the airheads and non believers, check it out in 'Wookipedia'...and no! I didn't just make it up!)
INFERRED PROPERTIES
Kinematics - @ 1,86,282 MPZ per second.
(Dude's got speed! Cruises faster than a blink of your 'peep-lid'. For senior folks the terms is eye- lids, come on you guys.. get an upgrade.)

Invigorated electrical component which energizes up to 174PW. (1PW = 1015 Zatts)
(BTW that can fry your brains off and vaporise 'em into thin air.)
Vocal apparatus is equipped with cognitive ability to interpret 400 languages.
(I bet you didn't even know that 400 freaking lingo's existed! I know three- namely 'Lingo dad', 'Lingo mom' and 'Lingo me' and FYI 'Lingo-dad' leaves me stumped!)
Demodulating Sonic Frequencies from the macrocosm that apprises him of impending danger.
(That just zipped over my left B-cap - I mean brain. Maybe Einstein can decode that or the 'enthu geek cutlets' can do an 'all nighter' and get in touch with me with the exact meaning … Attaboys!)

Retinal Broadcasting Pixel empowered with a radiation scanner and X-ray vision.
(That's the ammo I want… he sees it all – through and through - had it been me, I would click the ugly boxers you are wearing and upload it on youtube.)
G.ONE controls the art of ' Controlled Probability'
(In the words of 'Google-Pedia' " Controlled Probability is the ability to alter probability, causing unlikely things to happen or likely things not to happen" Blah blah and more blah... It's a 'bazooka' right? Buzzed right over your brains.... but as long as you get the drift)
G.ONE can fly

(Now you don't 'fly off' the handle... let me elaborate. He has his own unique fly-(w)ing system - and it is nothing like the airplane wings, nor the angel wings...and definitely not the 'chicken wings'. He is empowered with 'propellant - suction' shoes.. that can take him to the moon and back... within 5 seconds!! Nah! I am just pulling your toe, that would atleast take him 5 minutes... this time for real!!)
And here's more; some tid-bits I wanna spill on G.ONE. You can Google it on Google but this 411 you won't find anywhere but here.. Oh come on you oldies catch up- 411 means info.
G.ONE's MATES & PEEPS: There are just three to speak of- I, ME and MYSELF.
ALLERGIC TO: Everything that I don't dig and that don't dig me.
G.ONE'S KINDA NOISE: Moi and moi command!
MODUS OPERANDI: Some superheroes wear a mask, this one wears a H.A.R.T.
(Herts.Advanced.Resonance.Transmitter. He operates with his H.A.R.T)

EWWWW! That's just simple cheesy- but I'm kinda loving it!

  Who is RA-ONE????

Actually RA-ONE is the EVIL FACE may be the villain!!!!!!!!

Like GAJINI the name of the film is the villain's name???????